"Seriously Midge?"
"I'm sorry, I overslept, my alarm didn't go off...it won't happen again-"
"You're right, it won't."
My first night shift- I finally was given the 10 to 4 shift and I screwed it up. I had had a late night the night before and the only thing keeping me awake was the sunshine. Once the snow storm moved in, I was out like a log- that's when the power shut off. Nonetheless, I slipped into a thin pink slip, caked on bright blue eye shadow, cherry colored lip stain and threw on 6 inch clear heels. I was ready to go.
The bright florescent lights blinded me and in my hungover stupor I tripped onto stage, facing the huge night time crowd. Everything but the tacky beat fell silent- clearly the Saturday scoundrels had yet to see someone like me doing what I do.
Half way through the set the audience began to clear out and boo- I really didn't think I was that bad...but then again, today clearly wasn't my day.
"See ya Midge, tomorrow will be better..."
I threw on my faded blue sweats and headed out the door where a brown haired women waited. I prepared myself for mockery until she approached me reluctantly,
"Hi...I just saw your show. I know it's kind of weird but I've heard about you and just wanted to see for myself. How do you do it?" She peered at me while her unannounced innocence peered through me.
"Strip? I mean, when you're broke anything's possible." I dug in my purse for my house key and headed for the stairs.
"Oh..okay. I just moved here and I auditioned at Le'Royale, so I was just wondering-"
"Listen, I'm not too familiar with this town yet. If you really need advice then come back tomorrow, maybe I'll have something more helpful for you then. I've just had a rough day, sorry."
Without hesitation I walked around back and upstairs. I couldn't deal with this girl, she didn't know what she wanted and I had nothing to offer her- finding opportunity in this miserable town is like trying to find a guy without a boner in the strip club.